Vibes and Stuff.

Day 26: What you think about your friends?

Let’s hold off on that for a moment- THERE IS A HUGE GRAMMATICAL ERROR HERE, MISTAH.

It’s hard for me to discern who is a “friend” or just a person who latched on for a grade, and its easy to tell who they are if during the project they talk with you all the time, but post-project they ignore your comments online and such. I think that most of my friends were at my last high school, and I can’t hang out with them much.

Day 24: A letter to your parents

Dear parents,

How’s it going? Thanks for all the love and support over the years. Your little boy’s a college-bound man now! God Bless you both.

I need money.

Day 23: Something you crave for a lot

READ IF YOU DARE

I’ll be honest. A couple of days ago I had a wet dream, so I’ve been feeling like munching carpet. That’ll probably leave me with an STD or jail time though, so meh.

On a PG-13 note, I can go for some strawberry yogurt.

Day 20: Someone you see yourself marrying/being with in the future

Hm….. Gabrielle Union? She’s seem viable. Or I can be a eunuch.

Day 19: Nicknames you have; why do you have them?

1. Femo of Africa: I’ve had this once probably since birth, only said by my dad and uncle.
2. Femdog: I made myself; If I ever become a DJ, you best believe I’m using this one!
3. E-40: I got this in 9th grade, during the first week of football practice. They didn’t know my name then, so they named me after the rapper because I had the no. 40 jersey.
4. Big Chocolate: Tommy Ly calls me this. I don’t know why and I try to keep this a secret for the most part.

Day 18: Plans/dreams/goals you have

I’m going to get my law degree from Harvard and join a fairly influential law firm located in Florida. I’m going to marry a Cuban expatriate named Marisol. Win a couple big cases and create my own firm. After getting some cash, I’ll branch off into other projects, most importantly stem cell research and music production. I might also run for a public office, but we’ll see about that, mayne.

Day 17: Someone you would want to switch lives with for one day and why

Kanye West. Why?

He’s Kanye West.

Day 15- Put your iPod on shuffle: First 10 songs that play

1. Blame It On The Boogie - The Jackson 5
2. Severe Punishment - Wu-Tang Clan
3. Set The Mood - De La Soul
4. Still Dreaming (ft. Kanye West) - Nas
5. The Freestyle - Wale
6. Rap Promoter - A Tribe Called Quest
7. Cozza Frenzy - Bassnectar
8. Don’t Stop The Music (Remix) - The Polish Ambassador
9. We Can Get Down - A Tribe Called Quest
10. The Ropes - Atmosphere

What an eventful day.

Woke up, watched some videos, ate breakfast burritos, watched some Man Vs. Wild, spent time my the sibling, got angry over the loss on wifi, got happy that the wifi came back, ironed clothes, took a bath, quarreled with mom over a FRIGGIN T-SHIRT, changed the t-shirt, drove to Andre’s with wings, watched Kick-Ass with Andre and Bobby, ate wings, drank Dr. Pepper, drove back home, found chinese rice in the fridge, ate chinese rice, typed about my day.

Day 13- A letter to someone who has hurt you recently

PAGING DR. FAGGOT

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMBASS SHENANIGANS I HOPE YOU DROWN IN A SEA OF DICKS

Sincerely,

Femdog

Day 12- How you found out about Tumblr and why you made one

One day in September I decided to make a tumblr because I thought it was a neat mix of internet blogging and seeing what your friends like, but I only knew one person who had one, and we were “friends” but not you know. So during the last week before Christmas I had met sweetfever in art class and thought she was a cool person. I said we could chat later on fb and then she mentioned that she didn’t have one. I said, “Are you Amish?” and then she just told me to make a tumblr and find her, so I did and my tumblr activity increased 1000% fold.