January 2012
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AULD LANG SYNE MOFO WE GOT GLITTERING BALLS...
imthedad:
We’ve got a whole year of these shitty “the world is going to end” jokes & nobody is immune. Strap in motherfuckers. Its gonna be a long one
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I don't think more than three of my followers are...
But it goes without saying that you should be safe tonight. Don’t drink so much that you lose consciousness. Have a designated driver. Spay and neuter your pets.
Happy New Years.
December 2011
HELLO EVERYBODY
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Erykah Badu- Window Seat
Don’t want nobody...
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“When I’m on stage, girls swing from the rafters.”
– Black Thought, on “Web 20/20”
Holy SHIT this is accurate.
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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Music Writeup for 2011.
Here we are again, at the end of another eventful year. Seven billion people now populate the earth. Osama bin Laden is dead. I finally got a job. While tempted to continue on in an elegant display of glittering generalities and positive platitudes, I will simply shortcut to the basic point of this blog- I listened the shit out of some music, and will now encapsulate them in blog form.
The...
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“Each song on here is special in its own right: The creepy, Brothers Grimm-esque...”
– - femdog, in his 2010 writeup for music
omg when in the heck did i write this?!?
Happy Christmas!!!!
Take a break from your blinding cynicism and be merry, why don’tcha.
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Reminder for me to get into UK hip hop. →
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Nathan just shagged a pregnant chick.
He is officially the filthiest person in fiction.
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My thoughts on MisFits so far (SPOILERS BRUV).
The first time I had heard of this show was in someone’s dorm. It was one of those glittering generalities, “misfits is awesome!” or anything else in that vein. Didn’t really pay it much mind because it was around the time that Skins began its fourth series, and the third one was pretty lame.
Yet fate is a tempting mistress. Day in and day out, small glimpses of the show...
Watch
Taking a break from reading by marathoning Misfits...
Might as well see what the hoopla is about.
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The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo(Engrish) Movie...
We need more Swedish chefs and less Nordic crazy people.
Film adaptations of books can be a tough challenge to sort out. Not only should the resulting film be able to captivate the multitudes who are not familiar with the subject matter, but they must also win the approval of the existing fans. Obviously, not every project goes as well as the fabled Harry Potter series.
That being said, it...
Do not put a cutesy-bootsy chick on your album...
or else I will buy it.
Does anyone know any websites where I can get cool...
By cool, I don’t mean “ironic.”
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Hey you should all read this Roots article written... →
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WHATCHU NO BOUT THESE BOOKS NIGGUH
I SHUFFLE PAGES LIKE COUNTIN COCAINE-GRADE STACKS YA FEEL MUH
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Yelping with Cormac: The Apple Store →
yelpingwithcormac:
Union Square - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Two stars.
Given the way my uncle died havin a drink directly after his funeral just didnt seem right so I went for a walk instead. One of them downtowns where all there is is stores. Came across a store was a big cube. Two stories tall and all silver. There was folks outside just standin there....
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Reality Shows That Will Never Get Made.
1.Minority Teen Mom
2. The Real Housewives of Detroit
3. My Life as A Cancer Patient
4. The West African Middle Class
5. Alaska Shore
6. Everyday With AIDS
7. Authors: The Mental Celebrity
8. Cuban Entrepeneurs
9. D.C. Bureaucracy
10. The Actual World
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I remember that one time in elementary school when...
I got a Pokemon starter kit in return.
Karma who? lol
Yelping with Cormac: Chili's Grill & Bar →
yelpingwithcormac:
Natomas - Sacramento, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Four stars.
I am going to remove a star, he said.
Please don’t mister.
Don’t move. It’s better if you don’t move.
Please.
It’s important you know why. Do you understand why this is happening?
Oh God.
It is because I…
So absurdly amazing.
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Little Boy, Torn Page, Market, Cart. (a short...
The store was so damn empty. That bleach-white flourescent made the place feel like a food-filled laboratory. The greeter barely said hello to her as she sauntered in, her expensive get-up seem unfit for this place.
“Two cartons of milk, red label,” the lady mouthed while checking the worn piece of newspaper for the thousandth time. She hated her meticulous nature, mostly because it...
346 Creative Writing Prompts →
ramblingsofanurbangirl:
kidkoni:
I played around with some of these last December. Maybe I should start back on it.
I didn’t even open this link but my fingers have been itching to the get the words out and I can use a mental/inspirational push. Maybe I’ll find something in this link. Not sure WHERE I will put the words once they come so….peace in advance to my tumblr followers.
Doing...
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Just because I don't sound like Sambo doesn't mean...
The arteries want what the arteries want.
Simon & Garfunkel on the 1's and 2's.
Gettin’ all folky in this bitch.
elliekemperissocuteitmakesmewanttoclawmyeyesoutugh
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Hello everyone.
I’m having a baller ass time reading books and playing Sade because my finals are over.
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WatchWhen boredom sets in, things like this happen.
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Having a vinyl player in your bedroom has no...
Like… yeah, can’t think of any.